Simple. Take what the person in the above post has and make it worse.

Example:
Person 1: I have a 3DS.

Person 2: You have no games for it, and the screen is broken.
I have a coin.
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I'll start: I made a new thread.

so this is kind of like a ruin a wish game? ok, then.

it's a fake, plastic coin, and it's completely worthless.
I have a laptop

I ate it.
I have rabies.

Your rabies are gay (and they are in you XD)

I have new game.

you cant save the game
i have a pie

It has no filling

There is a god

But he doesn't like you.

There's no snow.

AVALANCHE!

Your driving in a pimped - out Nissan Skyline.

It spontaneously combusts.

Santa Claus came to your house.

He gets arrested for breaking and entering.

You own a rich school named Hanidy.

I already do!

You get pwn'd

By a team rocket grunt

You flip a coin

And it fly out of the car you are in. And the car is about to drive off a cliff. :O


You have no bones.

Or muscles.

You have no AR markers.

Or BS markers.


You are dead

And had no soul.

You eat a bowl of chips.

You end up getting sick because you're allergic to the seasoning.

I'm going to meet a friend I haven't seen in forever.

He dumps you - into a garbage can.

You turn into a Pikachu.

You are lonely forever.


You are living

And, now your dead. GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER

You get a one way ticket to Willy Wonka's Choclate Factory.

You eat too much chocolate and become morbidly obese.

You win the lottery.

It is cursed money because you won it with cursed numbers. (lost)

'It's not penny's boat' (another Lost reference).

But it's worth a penny.

Mega Man and Pokemon make a crossover game where the Mavrick's (or bosses) are based off of Pokemon, and it takes place in Hoenn in the middle of the Mavrick Wars.

It's so awesome, your head explodes.

I like trains.

The trains you like kill people because of its erroring functions. Then people hate you for like them.

I am living with my mother in law

This cannot get any worse.

Here be dragons.

They eat you.

You catch Zekrom IRL.

Your Zekky gets hit by a tank.

You get driven to school by Optimus Prime.

He runs out of gas and you become tardy.

You get your degree in Computer Science

Some lunatic sets it on fire.

You win a years supply of donuts.

You get a heart attack.

You die and go to heaven.

But you flip it around and go to hell.

You got a cookie.

You're in Soviet Russia.

You make friends with the Angry Birds.

They all commit suicide.

You punch the ground.

You cause the largest earthquake in recorded history and destroy all major towns and cities within a 500 mile radius from the epicenter.

You beat all stages of Pac-Man.

Pac-man becomes real and eats you.

I befriend a lion, a cheetah, and a tiger, who will unwaveringly protect and love me.

They get rabies.

You invent a 27th letter

It basically sounds like "f***"

You get the most expensive lego set ever.

They're all broken.

You see a shooting star and make a wish.

The star hits earth and engulfs it into a fiery doom.

You meet your long lost brother for the first time.

He's a psychopath and kills you.

A meteor destroys Earth.

You survive and float through space for millions of years.

Extraterrestrial life has been confirmed.

They come to Earth and kill you.

You're under arrest

...From Terrorism!

You are being racist.

You start mass genocide

You rot in hell

The devil un-rots you so you can rot again

You are now married

Deep down, you both hate each other.

There is a floor under Earth, and you're under Earth on the floor.

You're flesh slowly burns off

You're tired.

And your bed's been stolen.

You've been buried in concrete.

And you've also inhaled concrete.

Arceus comes to kill you.

He doesn't succede and now multiple pokemon come after you.

You're on fire

In hell.

Somebody takes a whiz in your lemonade. O_o

You didn't know, and drink it. (How embarassing!)

You're in the year 2015, and pokemon is considered racist.

You're the one who started the "Pokemon is racist" fad and thus condemned to a life of misery.

I baked you a pie.

Someone poisoned it

You were murdered

And people laughed at my death during my funeral.

I got shot in the leg.

And it got infected. the infection killed you.

You have cancer

You've had it for 20 years and is now untreatable.

Someone broke into your house.

...And takes my earphones, my 3DS, and my laptop.

I get nuked.

You survive the intial explosion and die a slow painful death from the radiation

You're sucked into a blackhole

...And somehow return to destroy the universe as the Space Nazi's with a full army. :U

Someone throws up on you.

It's extremely acidic and melts your skin

You have a bad girlfriend/boyfriend

They massacre you with a chainsaw.

Your playing Doom (video game) as demons jump out of the screen!

You're eaten

I saw into your future.

But I'm dead so it's boring.

I ate a taco.

It was from TACO BELL. *DUN DUN DUUUUUUN*

I took an arrow to the knee.

Then a sword to the chest

I love you

I set them on fire.

I say something stupid.

It causes WWIII.

I decide to make my text red

You wrote it in blood.

Barney returns from the dead.

And he goes back on TV.

Scrafty's pants no longer sag.

He now looks like Steve Urkel.

I steal your wallet. I get tons of cash. The Police are too lazy to arrest me.

All of the cash is counterfeit.

Scrafty now doesn't have any pants.

He's in a dress! AHHHHHH!

You whiz your only pair of pants while slow dancing with your girlfriend.

AHAHAA...me...having a girlfriend...gigglesnort...sorry, scenario isn't even possible.

The floor is made of lava.

You can't swim. O_o

I get infracted like a ********* again.

This time you get banned

A serial killer is your next door neighbor

You spend too much time watching him and don't notice the man creeping up behind you.

You were given a puppy for your birthday.

It's actually a Hellhound

You discover the meaning of life

But your neck is immediately snapped as you go to tell everyone.

You find a $50 bill.

The CIA comes after you because it's counterfeit

You break your leg

While hiking in some remote mountains. Emergency teams are 3 days away.

You just won the lottery.

The IRS confiscates the money.

You are born.

...in China as a girl.

You live in India.

What's worse than that?

I have cake

It is a lie.

Somebody ****** and moans in your conversation.

Its your mother.

I just cleaned my bathroom

You realize it's not your house.

You get a new computer.

That has a self-destruct button in place of a power button.

You find a penny

It's a penny. You can't do anything with it.

You get sick.

With swine flu.

You play a game of monopoly

It's a real life game and you lose.

You just lost a game of monopoly.

You were in jail the whole time.

You go to prison

Your cellmate is named "Big Teddy."

You have a map that leads to a thing.

The thing is yourself

Someone moved into your house.

It's full of ghetto and they aren't paying the rent.

Someone pickpockets your wallet.

They steal three hundred dollars in cash and learner's permit.

You lost the game.

It was to save your life so you die.

There are almost 100 replies to this thread.

I took it. >:3

I won the game.