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You know when you say something funny, but you just don't quote it because you'll look like a noob? Well, you can post funny things that you've said here.
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Originally Posted by NismoZ
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14: 31:42 marbychu Lite
14: 31:52 Alakazamaster Oh boy a reference I do not get!
14: 31:52 marbychu I have a very important message for you
14: 31:54 Velociraptor78 Wait is that a Terminator quote Lite?
14: 32:03 LiteTheIronMan no, Veloci
14: 32:05 Velociraptor78 THE GAME
14: 32:13 LiteTheIronMan that's a Heavy Domination line from TF2
14: 32:14 marbychu it could be the difference between life
14: 32:17 marbychu and death
14: 32:19 LiteTheIronMan Marbychu
14: 32:25 LiteTheIronMan If it's about mudkipz I will kill you
14: 32:32 marbychu ...
14: 32:38 LiteTheIronMan And then it will indeed be the difference between life and death
14: 32:50 LiteTheIronMan Rather I will unneccesarily ban you for a week
14: 32:56 LiteTheIronMan But it's more or less the same result
14: 33:09 LiteTheIronMan I still add your ban to my kill count
14: 33:17 LiteTheIronMan![]()
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16:55:44 emperorempoleon2 JE VEUX BAISER VOUS COMME UN ANIMAL
16:56:53 emperorempoleon2 JE VEUX SENTIR VOUS DE L'INTÉRIEUR
16:57:38 emperorempoleon2 JE VEUX BAISER VOUS COMME UN ANIMAL
16:59:01 emperorempoleon2 MON EXISTENCE EST VICIÉ
17:00:05 emperorempoleon2 VOUS ME FAIRE RAPPROCHER DE DIEU
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19: 29:11 TUZL Lite.
19: 29:20 LiteTheIronMan No shut up
19: 29:38 TUZL That's not very nice.
19: 30:22 LiteTheIronMan It's very nice
19: 31:06 TUZL I thought Iron Man was supposed to help people.
19: 32:39 LiteTheIronMan Not annoying people
1 – Squirtle102After GuildmasterWigglytuff invented a new word, Yeo, this happened.
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[Aug 23, 16;36:23] GuildmasterWigglytuff BTW, I'm the only person that can say that, unless you ask to use it. [Aug 23, 16;36:33] NismoZ YEO [Aug 23, 16;36:38] NismoZ I SAID IT [Aug 23, 16;36:47] GuildmasterWigglytuff *gasp* |
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After GuildmasterWigglytuff invented a new word, Yeo, this happened.
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0: 49:59 Velociraptor78 Alright, there's only 1 way to settle this
0: 50:14 Velociraptor78 We must play a round of Clue to find out the killer!
0: 50:21 Quadcentruo OBJECTION!!
0: 50:35 Quadcentruo We must play Phoenix Wright to find the real murderer
Or
0: 48:48 Quadcentruo Hmmm...
0: 48:53 Quadcentruo Chat died
0: 49:40 Quadcentruo The real murderer is none other than, ME!!!
Oh wait.
(Cookie to you if you get the reference)
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13:13:54 Connec10 Maybe play some Dominoes, while you're at it?
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13:16:30 Jaredvcxz __________
I tried to look at school as a video game in order to make it more enjoyable for myself, and I realize with creeping shock that it'd be horrible: You can't speed-run it because it's real time, you could 100% it but the effort put in is ******** and the satisfaction of doing so is non-existant, and you spend the entire ...story waiting for the post-game until you figure out that it's actually more or less the same.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. Stranger: :D Stranger: =D You: !=D You: <=D Stranger: :P You: >=D Stranger: >:P Stranger: :O You: +=D Stranger: :E You: %=D Stranger: :S Stranger: :/ You: so what kind of formula are we calculating here Stranger: :L Stranger: hrm Stranger: formula of endless sexyness? You: we seem to be assinging things to D alot Stranger: yeah Stranger: D: Stranger: d[-_-]b You: what the **** is D anyway Stranger: idk Stranger: D is D You: this is the *****iest program ever You have disconnected. |
Randoguy I had totally forgotten about Omegle until that. And now I have this quote.
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Stranger: what's your name? You: My name is... You have disconnected. |
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hi Stranger: A wild DUNSPARCE appeared! You: NismoZ used Pokeball! You: Gotcha! DUNSPARCE was caught! Stranger: You can't catch DUNSPARCE that easily! Stranger: The wild DUNSPARCE used HEADBUTT! Stranger: "You" flinched! You: LUCARIO used Roar of Time! You: The wild DUNSPARCE fainted! Stranger: WAT You: LUCARIO gained 9999 EXP! Stranger: I mean WAT You: I sav'd Stranger: GOD DAMMIT Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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[Sep 15, 16:09:24] Velociraptor78 "I am." is the shortest grammatically correct sentence in the English language. [Sep 15, 16:09:59] GreenLiquid Well, yeah. Good luck finding a word that is also a sentence. [Sep 15, 16:10:27] LiteTheIronMan Well [Sep 15, 16:10:30] PokeRemixStudio Go. [Sep 15, 16:10:31] LiteTheIronMan Technically speaking [Sep 15, 16:10:44] LiteTheIronMan Exclamations are also grammatically correct sentences [Sep 15, 16:11:05] LiteTheIronMan Go is also a good example, as PRS notes [Sep 15, 16:11:28] GreenLiquid I don't think that counts as a sentence. o3o [Sep 15, 16:11:33] GreenLiquid Ask Techno: he knows all. [Sep 15, 16:11:38] LiteTheIronMan yes it does [Sep 15, 16:11:56] GreenLiquid xD [Sep 15, 16:11:57] LiteTheIronMan Telling someone to go by stating "Go" is a perfectly grammatically correct sentence [Sep 15, 16:11:57] GreenLiquid Win. [Sep 15, 16:12:10] GreenLiquid Oh, wait. [Sep 15, 16:12:11] GreenLiquid Not win. [Sep 15, 16:12:18] GreenLiquid Dinner. o3o [Sep 15, 16:12:24] Victory Bot The wild GreenLiquid fled! [Sep 15, 16:12:28] LiteTheIronMan also now I realize that the sentence was incorrectly yet convieniently placed [Sep 15, 16:12:33] BlackRayquaza Techno is gettin' some. XD [Sep 15, 16:12:50] LiteTheIronMan No... that would be your mother! |
I found this funny when it happened:
18: 20 :29 Quadcentruo Who killed PRS?
18: 20 :30 Victory Bot The wild JC fled!
There are many other quotes that I wasn't part of, but I still found funny. Like this one:
[Sep 18, 16: 32:44] NismoZ I is bored
[Sep 18, 16: 32:55] Mario Master 12345 I'm frustrated
[Sep 18, 16: 33:02] Fubab_107 I'm Fubab
[Sep 18, 16: 33:05] NismoZ So am I
[Sep 18, 16: 33:11] NismoZ CRAP
[Sep 18, 16: 33:12] Fubab_107 No your not.
[Sep 18, 16: 33:25] NismoZ I said so am I to MM12345
[Sep 18, 16: 33:42] Fubab_107 >:U
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I found this funny when it happened:
18: 20 :29 Quadcentruo Who killed PRS? 18: 20 :30 Victory Bot The wild JC fled! There are many other quotes that I wasn't part of, but I still found funny. Like this one: [Sep 18, 16: 32:44] NismoZ I is bored [Sep 18, 16: 32:55] Mario Master 12345 I'm frustrated [Sep 18, 16: 33:02] Fubab_107 I'm Fubab [Sep 18, 16: 33:05] NismoZ So am I [Sep 18, 16: 33:11] NismoZ CRAP [Sep 18, 16: 33:12] Fubab_107 No your not. [Sep 18, 16: 33:25] NismoZ I said so am I to MM12345 [Sep 18, 16: 33:42] Fubab_107 >:U |
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[Sep 19, 10;43:11] pokemoneinstein I love you [Sep 19, 10;44:02] RotomGuy *Walks away sloooowly |
(This is upside down by the way, taken from a chatroom on another forum)
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» (report) たわごと - 19-09-18:40 -- Private Shout to NismoZ: wut » (report) NismoZ - 19-09-18:39 -- heyç to you too » (report) たわごと - 19-09-18:33 -- heyç |
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[Sep 27, 19;36:04] NismoZ He came [Sep 27, 19;36:11] randoguy101 to this chat [Sep 27, 19;36:35] NismoZ To agree with coteup |
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[Sep 28, 17;29:27] randoguy101 should I make a "Lunar Magic UNZIPPING" video [Sep 28, 17;29:56] NismoZ OOH EXTRACT ALL FILES THIS IS EXCITING |
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[Sep 29, 21;43:40] NismoZ You know what I should connect my laptop to the leftover monitor sometime [Sep 29, 21;44:00] NismoZ Checking on VR and Bulbagarden on the same screen is too hard |
| [Sep 30, 20;35:55] NismoZ I LAG YOU LAG WE ALL LAG FOR iLAG |
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13:32:37 emperorempoleon2 This one guy on DeviantArt said that he wouldn't like his kids watching Regular Show because it's too vulgar 13:32:58 emperorempoleon2 Keep in mind that was in the description of a picture of Mordecai stabbing Rigby 13:33:17 emperorempoleon2 What? 13:34:20 emperorempoleon2 To make matters worse, HE WAS THE ONE WHO DREW IT 13:34:28 emperorempoleon2 Hypocrisy WIN |
16:29:55 Victini Bot Gotcha! randoguy101 was caught (kicked) by Jaredvcxz!
16:29:59 Victini Bot Gotcha! RK-9 was caught (kicked) by Jaredvcxz!
16:30:05 Victini Bot Gotcha! Fubab_107 was caught (kicked) by Jaredvcxz!
16:30:06 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
16:30:06 Victini Bot Gotcha! Jaredvcxz was caught (kicked) by Jaredvcxz!
16:30:16 Victini Bot A wild Fubab_107 appeared!
16:30:16 Victini Bot A wild randoguy101 appeared!
16:30:16 RK-9 Can't do that jared
16:30:16 Jaredvcxz I had fun :3
16:30:18 RK-9 I said inb4kick
16:30:27 Fubab_107 K that time its your fault!
16:30:34 Jaredvcxz Well I still did it, didn't I?
16:31:01 Victini Bot The wild Fubab_107 fled!
16:31:02 Victini Bot A wild Fubab_107 appeared!
16:31:12 Fubab_107 Yes but I'll still do this
16:31:25 Fubab_107 * Fubab_107 Kicks Jared physically.
16:31:50 Victini Bot A wild Jaredvcxz appeared!
16:31:53 Victini Bot A wild OMGITSJAD appeared!
16:32:03 NismoZ JAD HELP US
16:32:03 Jaredvcxz JAD'S TURN >
16:32:06 Fubab_107 JAD NO, DANGIT
16:32:07 NismoZ JARED'S GONE CRAZY
16:32:11 Fubab_107 I'm eatin here!
16:32:12 Jaredvcxz Nah I know better than that :3
(21:14:43) Eeeveee: Hey guise
(21:14:49) Δάνης: someone OU doubles?
(21:14:50) Eeeveee: There's this uber guy I'm gonna fight
(21:14:53) .llometry: it's fine for a single poke that say has problems against electrics
(21:14:55) Eeeveee: His team has this:
(21:14:58) .llometry: or whatever
(21:15:00) Eeeveee: 6 shiny adamant masterkarps
(21:15:05) C-los: gasp
(21:15:20) .llometry: go usa
(21:15:20) Eeeveee: I know
(21:15:25) Eeeveee: like, ![]()
(21:15:26) C-los: is that possible?
(21:15:29) .llometry: no
(21:15:31) Eeeveee: no.
(21:15:32) .llometry: not with species clause
(21:15:44) Eeeveee: NO SPECIES CLAUSE YEAAH >:V
(21:15:47) C-los: one karp already owns the metagame
(21:15:52) C-los: but six?
(21:15:57) Eeeveee: ^
(21:15:58) Picklesword: uber
(21:16:10) Eeeveee: a karp>all ubers
(21:16:21) C-los: its in its own tier
(21:16:22) .llometry: I like it when people don't know what Taunt does
(21:16:40) Eeeveee: Hax tier.
(21:16:45) C-los: nah
(21:16:48) C-los: higher
(21:16:56) C-los: karp tier
(21:17:00) blade12: metronome anyone
(21:17:00) Eeeveee: Hax++++++++++++++++ tier
(21:17:03) Eeeveee: Nah, way too low.
(21:17:12) C-los: karp tier
(21:17:14) .llometry: I hate Kings of Leon
(21:17:18) Eeeveee: I actually agree nwo
(21:17:20) Eeeveee: now*
(21:17:21) Eeeveee: karp tier
(21:17:34) randoguy101: ohai RK-9
(21:17:34) Jupp92: irgendwer deutsches on?
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(21:14:43) Eeeveee: Hey guise
(21:14:49) Δάνης: someone OU doubles? (21:14:50) Eeeveee: There's this uber guy I'm gonna fight (21:14:53) .llometry: it's fine for a single poke that say has problems against electrics (21:14:55) Eeeveee: His team has this: (21:14:58) .llometry: or whatever (21:15:00) Eeeveee: 6 shiny adamant masterkarps (21:15:05) C-los: gasp (21:15:20) .llometry: go usa (21:15:20) Eeeveee: I know (21:15:25) Eeeveee: like, (21:15:26) C-los: is that possible? (21:15:29) .llometry: no (21:15:31) Eeeveee: no. (21:15:32) .llometry: not with species clause (21:15:44) Eeeveee: NO SPECIES CLAUSE YEAAH >:V (21:15:47) C-los: one karp already owns the metagame (21:15:52) C-los: but six? (21:15:57) Eeeveee: ^ (21:15:58) Picklesword: uber (21:16:10) Eeeveee: a karp>all ubers (21:16:21) C-los: its in its own tier (21:16:22) .llometry: I like it when people don't know what Taunt does (21:16:40) Eeeveee: Hax tier. (21:16:45) C-los: nah (21:16:48) C-los: higher (21:16:56) C-los: karp tier (21:17:00) blade12: metronome anyone (21:17:00) Eeeveee: Hax++++++++++++++++ tier (21:17:03) Eeeveee: Nah, way too low. (21:17:12) C-los: karp tier (21:17:14) .llometry: I hate Kings of Leon (21:17:18) Eeeveee: I actually agree nwo (21:17:20) Eeeveee: now* (21:17:21) Eeeveee: karp tier (21:17:34) randoguy101: ohai RK-9 (21:17:34) Jupp92: irgendwer deutsches on? |
Battle between Kyogre_Master and Eeeveee started!
Tier: OverUsed
Variation: +15, -16
Rule: Rated
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Freeze Clause
Rule: Evasion Clause
Rule: OHKO Clause
Rule: Species Clause
Eeeveee sent out Pteradactyl! (Aerodactyl)
Kyogre_Master sent out Rotom-H!
Start of turn 1
The foe's Rotom-H used Thunderbolt!
It's super effective!
Pteradactyl lost 301 HP! (99% of its health)
Pteradactyl hung on using its focus sash!
Pteradactyl is paralyzed! It may be unable to move!
Pteradactyl used Taunt!
The foe's Rotom-H fell for the taunt!
Start of turn 2
The foe's Rotom-H used Thunderbolt!
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Pteradactyl lost 1 HP! (0% of its health)
Pteradactyl fainted!
Eeeveee: D:
Eeeveee sent out Machamp!
Start of turn 3
The foe's Rotom-H used Thunderbolt!
Machamp lost 157 HP! (41% of its health)
Machamp used Payback!
It's super effective!
The foe's Rotom-H lost 100% of its health!
The foe's Rotom-H fainted!
Kyogre_Master sent out Gyarados!
The foe's Gyarados intimidates Machamp!
Machamp's Attack fell!
Eeeveee: ouch
Start of turn 4
Kyogre_Master called Gyarados back!
Kyogre_Master sent out Flygon!
Machamp used Stone Edge!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Flygon lost 18% of its health!
Start of turn 5
The foe's Flygon used Fire Blast!
Machamp lost 114 HP! (29% of its health)
Machamp used DynamicPunch!
The foe's Flygon lost 60% of its health!
The foe's Flygon became confused!
Start of turn 6
Kyogre_Master called Flygon back!
Kyogre_Master sent out Gyarados!
The foe's Gyarados intimidates Machamp!
Machamp's Attack fell!
Machamp used DynamicPunch!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Gyarados lost 16% of its health!
The foe's Gyarados became confused!
Eeeveee: CONFUSION
Eeeveee: IT BURNS
Kyogre_Master: lol
Start of turn 7
Kyogre_Master called Gyarados back!
Kyogre_Master sent out Snorlax!
Machamp used Stone Edge!
The foe's Snorlax lost 13% of its health!
The foe's Snorlax restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Eeeveee: AND POISON AND PARALYSE ETC
Start of turn 8
Machamp used DynamicPunch!
It's super effective!
The foe's Snorlax lost 39% of its health!
The foe's Snorlax became confused!
The foe's Snorlax is confused!
The foe's Snorlax used Curse!
The foe's Snorlax's Attack rose!
The foe's Snorlax's Defense rose!
The foe's Snorlax's Speed fell!
The foe's Snorlax restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Kyogre_Master: Burn burns
Start of turn 9
Machamp used DynamicPunch!
It's super effective!
The foe's Snorlax lost 28% of its health!
The foe's Snorlax is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
The foe's Snorlax lost 8% of its health!
The foe's Snorlax restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Start of turn 10
Machamp used DynamicPunch!
It's super effective!
The foe's Snorlax lost 27% of its health!
The foe's Snorlax fainted!
Kyogre_Master sent out Gyarados!
The foe's Gyarados intimidates Machamp!
Machamp's Attack fell!
Eeeveee: Dynamic raeg
Start of turn 11
Kyogre_Master called Gyarados back!
Kyogre_Master sent out Breloom!
Machamp used DynamicPunch!
Eeeveee: WATCH AS YOU SWITCH.
The foe's Breloom lost 35% of its health!
The foe's Breloom became confused!
The foe's Breloom's Toxic Orb activated!
The foe's Breloom was badly poisoned!
Start of turn 12
Kyogre_Master called Breloom back!
Kyogre_Master sent out Gyarados!
The foe's Gyarados intimidates Machamp!
Machamp's Attack fell!
Machamp used Stone Edge!
It's super effective!
The foe's Gyarados lost 34% of its health!
Eeeveee: 3:
Start of turn 13
The foe's Gyarados used Dragon Dance!
The foe's Gyarados's Attack rose!
The foe's Gyarados's Speed rose!
Machamp used Stone Edge!
It's super effective!
The foe's Gyarados lost 31% of its health!
Start of turn 14
The foe's Gyarados used Waterfall!
Machamp lost 110 HP! (28% of its health)
Machamp fainted!
Eeeveee sent out Alakazam!
Kyogre_Master: swish
Start of turn 15
The foe's Gyarados used Waterfall!
Alakazam lost 252 HP! (100% of its health)
Alakazam fainted!
The foe's Gyarados fainted!
Eeeveee sent out WarMachine! (Metagross)
Kyogre_Master sent out Flygon!
Start of turn 16
The foe's Flygon used Earthquake!
It's super effective!
WarMachine lost 234 HP! (77% of its health)
WarMachine used Meteor Mash!
The foe's Flygon lost 20% of its health!
The foe's Flygon fainted!
Eeeveee: oh come on
Kyogre_Master sent out Breloom!
Start of turn 17
Eeeveee called WarMachine back!
Eeeveee sent out Electivire!
The foe's Breloom used Spore!
Electivire fell asleep!
The foe's Breloom restored HP using its Poison Heal!
Start of turn 18
Electivire is fast asleep!
The foe's Breloom used Substitute!
The foe's Breloom made a substitute!
The foe's Breloom restored HP using its Poison Heal!
Start of turn 19
The foe's Breloom is tightening its focus!
Electivire is fast asleep!
The foe's Breloom used Focus Punch!
Electivire lost 292 HP! (100% of its health)
Electivire fainted!
The foe's Breloom restored HP using its Poison Heal!
Eeeveee sent out Darklight! (Umbreon)
Start of turn 20
The foe's Breloom is tightening its focus!
Darklight used Payback!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Breloom's substitute took the damage!
The foe's Breloom used Focus Punch!
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
Darklight lost 394 HP! (100% of its health)
Darklight fainted!
The foe's Breloom restored HP using its Poison Heal!
Eeeveee sent out WarMachine! (Metagross)
Start of turn 21
The foe's Breloom is tightening its focus!
WarMachine used Earthquake!
It's not very effective...
The foe's Breloom's substitute faded!
The foe's Breloom used Focus Punch!
WarMachine lost 67 HP! (22% of its health)
WarMachine fainted!
Kyogre_Master won the battle!
Eeeveee: Fail.
Kyogre_Master: gg
Eeeveee: D:
Um, I'm not sure if this counts or not, but I remember last halloween, my brother was talking about what kind of candy he'd gotten at the last house we'd went to, and, wanting to be funny, I said....
"I got a rock."
Cookie if anyone gets the refference.
1 – TurtwigX10:16:52 RK-9 http://www.victoryroad.net/showpost....71&postcount=7
10:19:06 Jaredvcxz Yo dawg I heard you like posts so RK-9 put a forum post in his chat post so you can lol while you rofl
17:58:03 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
17:58: 13 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
17:58:29 Velociraptor78 STOP APPEARING
17:58: 40 Victini Bot The wild RK-9 fled!
17:58: 49 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
17:58: 53 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
17:58:53 Victini Bot The wild RK-9 fled!
17:59:01 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
17:59: 09 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
17:59: 16 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
17:59: 26 Victini Bot A wild RK-9 appeared!
17:59:35 RK-9 ... Oops
17 39 RK-9 I broke it.
also
Battle between Doom and Eeeveee started!
Rule: Unrated
Rule: Sleep Clause
Rule: Freeze Clause
Rule: Evasion Clause
Rule: OHKO Clause
Rule: Species Clause
Rule: Self-KO Clause
Eeeveee sent out Aerodactyl!
Doom sent out Zekuromu!
The foe's Zekuromu has TeraVoltage!
Start of turn 1
Aerodactyl used Taunt!
The foe's Zekuromu fell for the taunt!
The foe's Zekuromu used Outrage!
Aerodactyl lost 300 HP! (99% of its health)
Aerodactyl hung on using its focus sash!
Start of turn 2
Aerodactyl used Stealth Rock!
Pointed stones float in the air around Doom's team!
The foe's Zekuromu used Outrage!
Aerodactyl lost 1 HP! (0% of its health)
Aerodactyl fainted!
Eeeveee sent out Metagross!
Start of turn 3
The foe's Zekuromu used Outrage!
It's not very effective...
Metagross lost 104 HP! (34% of its health)
Metagross used Earthquake!
It's super effective!
The foe's Zekuromu lost 93% of its health!
The foe's Zekuromu calmed down!
The foe's Zekuromu became confused!
The foe's Zekuromu's taunt ended!
Start of turn 4
The foe's Zekuromu is confused!
It hurt itself in its confusion!
The foe's Zekuromu lost 6% of its health!
The foe's Zekuromu fainted!
Metagross used Earthquake!
But there was no target...
Eeeveee: Hulk be smashin'.
Doom sent out Reshiramu!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Reshiramu!
The foe's Reshiramu has Turbo Blaze!
Start of turn 5
The foe's Reshiramu used Blue Flame!
The foe's Reshiramu's Fire Jewel raised Blue Flame's power!
It's super effective!
Metagross lost 197 HP! (65% of its health)
Metagross fainted!
Eeeveee sent out Machamp!
Start of turn 6
The foe's Reshiramu used Cross Flame!
Machamp lost 237 HP! (62% of its health)
Machamp used DynamicPunch!
The foe's Reshiramu lost 54% of its health!
The foe's Reshiramu became confused!
Start of turn 7
The foe's Reshiramu is confused!
The foe's Reshiramu used Blue Flame!
Machamp lost 144 HP! (37% of its health)
Machamp fainted!
Eeeveee sent out Alakazam!
Start of turn 8
Alakazam used Psychic!
The foe's Reshiramu lost 20% of its health!
The foe's Reshiramu fainted!
Eeeveee: This is what happens when I switch off my /sametier thing
Doom sent out Kyogre!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Kyogre!
The foe's Kyogre's Drizzle made it rain!
Eeeveee: AAAAARGHH
Start of turn 9
Alakazam used Psychic!
The foe's Kyogre lost 53% of its health!
The foe's Kyogre used Aqua Ring!
The foe's Kyogre surrounded itself with a veil of water!
Rain continues to fall!
Aquaring restored the foe's Kyogre's HP.
The foe's Kyogre restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Start of turn 10
Alakazam used Psychic!
The foe's Kyogre lost 46% of its health!
The foe's Kyogre fainted!
Rain continues to fall!
Doom sent out Rayquaza!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Rayquaza!
The foe's Rayquaza has Air Lock!
Start of turn 11
Alakazam used Psychic!
The foe's Rayquaza lost 75% of its health!
The foe's Rayquaza fainted!
Rain continues to fall!
Doom sent out Mewtwo!
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Mewtwo!
Start of turn 12
Alakazam used Psychic!
It's not very effective...
Eeeveee: </3
The foe's Mewtwo lost 31% of its health!
The foe's Mewtwo used Me First!
But it failed!
Rain continues to fall!
The foe's Mewtwo restored a little HP using its Leftovers!
Start of turn 13
Alakazam used Psychic!
It's not very effective...
A critical hit!
The foe's Mewtwo lost 62% of its health!
The foe's Mewtwo fainted!
Rain continues to fall!
Doom sent out Arceus-Drago! (Arceus-Dragon)
Pointed stones dug into the foe's Arceus-Drago!
Eeeveee: Oh damn
Start of turn 14
Alakazam used Psychic!
Eeeveee: Luck runs out here
The foe's Arceus-Drago lost 57% of its health!
The foe's Arceus-Drago used Spacial Rend!
The attack of the foe's Arceus-Drago missed!
Rain continues to fall!
Eeeveee: LOL OUTSPEED
Eeeveee: AND MISS
Start of turn 15
Alakazam used Psychic!
The foe's Arceus-Drago lost 30% of its health!
The foe's Arceus-Drago fainted!
Eeeveee won the battle!
Eeeveee: Win.
Doom: you win.
UBER FAIL
There was a time when I was sitting at my computer with thoughts of my cell phone's weak battery going through my head. One of my cats, Phill, decided he wanted attention and meowed at me. I look at him and randomly say...
| It only lasts three hours, Pikachu. |
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[Oct 25, 19;54:59] Victini Bot The wild zsaberslash fled! [Oct 25, 19;55:00] Victini Bot The wild iggnsthe fled! [Oct 25, 19;55:01] Victini Bot A wild iggnsthe appeared! [Oct 25, 19;55:02] Victini Bot A wild zsaberslash appeared! [Oct 25, 19;55:21] NismoZ Oh look, nothing happened with site chat then |
| [Oct 29, 20;48:59] NismoZ Because cool people make their own avatars |
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[Oct 30, 10:00:56] Mario Master 12345 I shall play Final Fantasy IV and you can't stop me! [Oct 30, 10:03:53] Victini Bot The wild Mario Master 12345 fled! [Oct 30, 10:05:07] NismoZ * NismoZ takes MM's FFIV cartridge and replaces it with a FFIII cartridge [Oct 30, 10:05:14] NismoZ Now I stopped you |
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What are your thoughts on spoilers in video games?
Did I already ask you that? If so... I don't know where I was going with that. Do you know where I was going with that? |
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[Nov 02, 16;14:22] Victini Bot The wild zsaberslash fled! [Nov 02, 16;14:23] Victini Bot A wild zsaberslash appeared! [Nov 02, 16;14:35] Victini Bot A wild zsaberslash appeared! [Nov 02, 16;14:51] NismoZ obai ohai ohai Saber [Nov 02, 16;15:06] Victini Bot The wild zsaberslash fled! [Nov 02, 16;15:07] Victini Bot A wild zsaberslash appeared! [Nov 02, 16;15:19] NismoZ obai ohai Saber |
3:13:10 Kurusu Lapras http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGJuMBdaqIw
3:13:14 Kurusu Lapras Fireworks exploding out of your boobs is a serious medical condition.
Oh gosh Kuru, I showed you that video. Xl
I was talking about the football game on Friday. I hate football BTW.
1:36:46 Luxray13579 My mom was all excited and I just said, "Who's playing?" and then she said, "Calgary" And I said, "Oh, Fubab's home team, think we'll beat 'em?"
1:37:04 Luxray13579 She just said, "No we lose by 4 at the end all the time"
[Nov 07, 13: 37:28] Magmaster12 Did you know that as you get older your taste buds start dieing?
[Nov 07, 13: 37:41] LiteTheIronMan Mag did you know as you get older you start dying?
5 – randoguy101, JC, piexing, RK-9, Shiny
5 – OMGITSJAD, Leaftail, piexing, Shiny, RK-9|
Seriously, **** you. I've tried being nice to you, hoping you'd stop bothering me. But obviously you're too much of an ******* to just leave people alone, and always feels the need to insult me every chance you get. I didn't want to resort to this, but I'm putting you on my ignore list. Don't expect that to change any time soon.
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2 – RK-9, Shiny19:46:44 Blues Wow, for the last hour
19:46:54 Blues I've been reading that link RK-9 posted
19:47:03 Blues "You shouldn't have done that".
19:47:10 GreenLiquid What link?
19:47:19 Blues And I now wish I hadn't x_x
19:47:31 Blues www.youshouldnthavedonethat.net
19:47:48 RK-9 You shouldn't have read that
I am wat
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10:44:42 Victini Bot Jaredvcxz has changed the topic to "It's over 8,000" 10:55:44 emperorempoleon2 emperorempoleon2 has changed the topic to "NO IT ISN'T JARED IT'S TILL ONLY 7,999.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999!" |
1 – RK-9I reported a post of a guy who constantly trolls me. I'm probably going to get an infraction or worse, but I really don't care.
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Will someone tell this guy to quit being a ****head? Seriously, somehow every post I make no matter how intelligent or helpful I try to make it is wrong while these *******s constantly follow me around to insult me getting a free pass on it. Sure I may have been the instigator here, but this is not an isolated incident. I can show goldreds of times where this has happened. I doubt you lazy *******s even care what goes on here, do you? For all I know, you could be encouraging them. In fact, this also happens to a number of other users. Namely Venom, Ghost55, and Console hater. They're basically in the same place as me. No matter what they try to say, half the replies will be senseless trolling, and you guys won't do **** until the last minute so you can play hero. If you guys don't step up and actually do your job in OT, you'll just have more and more members leaving, and we can't have that now can we? Also, why don't you take a look at the staff here and learn something? http://www.victoryroad.net/?styleid=20 You guys could use all the help you can get. |
2 – Shiny, ThePokeMan21:14:01 Jaredvcxz JAD is so awesome he's an admin.
21:14:08 OMGITSJAD Maybe :I
21:14:25 Luxray13579 Peut-etre
21:14:51 Jaredvcxz Your name is maroon because it is stained with all the blood and effort you have put into this forum. :salute:
4 – OMGITSJAD, randoguy101, RK-9, Shiny|
[Dec 25, 14;14:04] JC VRC is too slow. [Dec 25, 14;14:13] NismoZ Yes I know JC |
1 – RK-9|
A nightmare on Christmas Eve is like chocolate buried inside of dog crap: It's horrifying, but once you're done, it's sweet.
My step-grandma's puppy was running around in my room throughout the night, so that might have influenced this nightmare a little. (I think that my new electric blanket might've as well.) Two people who can't stand me (A kid from school we call "Sleepy" and my sister's friend, whom I call "A troll") were at my house (No reason specified.). I wanted to check out floatzel.net, so I typed it in... And it was too slow. I thought to myself, "Hey, maybe Google can offer a faster link." So I Googled the site, and clicked on the first link I saw, which was shown by Google to be a direct link to floatzel.net. What I got, however, was a site showing a horrific pornographic image of Dr. Rockso the Rock 'n Roll Clown from Metalocalypse that apparently downloaded viruses. I was able to close some of the virus boxes (AVG didn't alert me, presumably because the viruses were too recent) and halt the download of a rogue AV Program, but once I got to something that was too hard to delete and made horrific noises, I grabbed my DSi and tried to look something up on how to delete it. Since the two people with me hated me with every fiber of my being, one of them grabbed my DSi, turned it off, and hid it from me. The other one pressed and held the power button on my computer modem. I was able to turn it back on, but there was no "Select User" screen. (I usually have two usernames, one for leisure and one for maintenance.) My desktop, which was originally cluttered with icons and had a Matrix Shaymin as the background, had 7 or so icons on it and had a blank blue background. Before I could do anything, a Windows 7 error message popped up. This struck me as odd, as I still use XP for everything. It had four radio buttons and a message that said, "I have just rescued you and I am kneeling before you." I clicked OK, hoping to find out whatever this virus wanted. Another message popped up with the same design, without radio buttons. "And now you are raping me." This disturbed me too much to keep clicking OK. I closed the message. A new message popped up, but it didn't look like it belonged in any OS I've ever seen. It was all black, with some weird, glitchy-looking lines going through it. There was an OK button, like usual, but this was DEFINITELY not natural inside computers. The message came with electric-sounding screaming noises that were extremely loud and would not stop looping. It was painful to my ears, so much so that I had to mute the speakers. The noise seemed to linger for a few seconds before fading into static, and finally muting, as was the original intent. I stared at the message, scared out of my wits, for the last five seconds before my step-grandma's puppy licked my face and woke me up at what looked like 5 AM. I went to sleep, or at least tried to, with the message in the final box burned into my head until I was woken up by my sister so I could open my presents: "The band marches on." I have a tendency to write down summaries of my nightmares as if they were creepypasta, so I have to assure you at this point that this story is definitely NOT a creepypasta, this was an ACTUAL nightmare that I had last night. |
23:21:43 Lucaria I talk in Wi-Fi a lot, RK. So, that's why.
23:21:59 RK-9 Also @Lucaria
23:22:02 RK-9 ACTIVE
23:22:05 RK-9 NOT MOST CHAT POSTS
23:22:09 RK-9 AACCCTIVVVEEE
23:22:11 RK-9 you have 1 post.
23:22:12 RK-9 :v
23:22:15 Lucaria :I
2 – LiteTheIronMan, ShinyRelevant bump
[Feb 06, 20:18:25] Cat333Pokémon Warning: a little weird: http://www.victoryroad.net/album.php...pictureid=3767
[Feb 06, 20:19:55] iggnsthe Hmm...
[Feb 06, 20:20:13] Cat333Pokémon Refresh to see my comment
[Feb 06, 20:20:43] Victini Bot A wild Shade appeared!
[Feb 06, 20:20:44] LiteTheIronMan it's a sign from extraterrestrial life
[Feb 06, 20:20:47] LiteTheIronMan they hate VRIM
[Feb 06, 20:20:50] LiteTheIronMan that's what it says
[Feb 06, 20:20:55] iggnsthe I don't see it, is it the one in the active window?
[Feb 06, 20:21:05] LiteTheIronMan extraterrestrial life is apparently composed entirely of gay lawyers
[Feb 06, 20:21:08] LiteTheIronMan Zing!!
[Feb 06, 20:21:10] Cat333Pokémon Haha
10:11:53 Jaredvcxz Ok my MC server is on
10:12:15 Jaredvcxz I had to turn off the computer because Ubuntu froze when I tried to switch users
10:12:25 Jaredvcxz LINUX? HAVING ERRORS? BLASPHEMY
10:12:47 Jaredvcxz And the other day I had to restart for updates
10:12:59 Jaredvcxz Holy crap
10:13:04 Jaredvcxz Everything I know is a lie
10:13:16 Jaredvcxz SHADE ARE YOU REALLY HUMAN?
10:13:33 Shade Are you?
10:13:33 JC Shade's an Umbreon
10:13:48 Jaredvcxz Nope. I'm the most intelligent spambot created.
10:14:48 Jaredvcxz quack
10:14:58 Jaredvcxz quack quack I'm a duck
10:15:23 Jaredvcxz Even though I'm the most intelligent spambot, that's not really saying much
10:15:34 Jaredvcxz OOH LOOK A MUSHROOM
1 – Shinyrandoguy101* @ 6:16:34pm: why did I have two VRIMs open to the same room
emperorempoleon2 @ 6:20:38pm: Because you wanna 3-way with the internet
randoguy101* @ 6:20:59pm: brb
randoguy101* @ 6:21:07pm: having a LAN threesome
emperorempoleon2 @ 6:43:38pm: That is a long LAN threesome
emperorempoleon2 @ 6:43:56pm: Must have been a helluva lotta foreplay
1 – ShinyMe:
Herro
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
Me:
HERRO
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
I know. I'm different.
God:
How do you know it? All people seem the same to me.
Me:
Nazi.
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I like pie. But I dislike pie.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about it? What do you like?
Me:
It's gay.
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
I did.
God:
What makes you the authority?
Me:
Because I'm me.
God:
That makes sense to me. That is a tautology.
Me:
I know, bro.
God:
How do you know? We have never talked about it before.
Me:
I just do.
God:
It must have come from your unconscious mind.
Me:
Maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
No you don't.
God:
I understand it very well. I guess not.
Me:
Ha.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
JESUS CHRIST A LION GET IN THE *****
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
You would know.
God:
I do not know everything.
Me:
Do you know the meaning of Pi?
God:
PI = 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169039937 5 approximately.
Me:
Thanks.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
Ok I won't.
God:
Why not? Excuse me!
Me:
YOU JUST TOLD ME NOT TO
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
YES
God:
Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.
Me:
I noticed.
God:
Was it really that obvious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Yay.
Me:
*****
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
Lesbian.
God:
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Me:
Wat
God:
No big deal.
Me:
Watwat
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
watwatwat
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
You.
God:
" What do you look like?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
^
God:
Whoa.
Me:
^
God:
Whoa.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
o
God:
Oh.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
SHUT THE **** UP
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Good.
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
7dewott8 @ 6:37:43pm: casn you do that rainbow thing
Furryvcxz @ 6:38:17pm: What rainbow thing?
7dewott8 @ 6:38:35pm: *dewott claps
Masterge77 @ 6:39:31pm: How do you do that rainbow thing Furry? I wanna do it too!
Furryvcxz @ 6:39:57pm: I have a program that I found online and I have no clue who made it but it works so I won't complain
7dewott8 @ 6:40:08pm: He has a program that does it for him I think
7dewott8 @ 6:40:30pm: Why not link it?
Furryvcxz @ 6:40:53pm: No clue where it's linked at
7dewott8 @ 6:41:08pm: okay
Furryvcxz @ 6:41:11pm: The title bar says Time Traveler's Textor.
7dewott8 @ 6:41:23pm: ah
Furryvcxz @ 6:41:28pm: But when I googled it I got a post by Randoguy on raocow's forum.
Furryvcxz @ 6:41:32pm: wtf
1 – 7dewott8Light Espeon @ 9:19:38pm: Um...it's only 6:20 here...
Jenova @ 9:19:51pm: Light, it's called time zones
.name//Technomancer @ 9:19:54pm: Seven fifteen...
7dewott8 @ 9:19:58pm: It's 9:18 here
7dewott8 @ 8:46:42pm: @tech yeah I am a girl.
.name//Technomancer @ 8:47:39pm: Awesome. D: Seems like there aren't enough girls on VR. <.<
Jenova @ 8:47:51pm: That's because there aren't
Glitchy Furrystuff @ 4:33:29pm: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg...2jhfo1_500.gif This is me
Jaredvcxz @ 4:33:43pm: You have stupid hair.
Masterge77 @ 9:21:59am: I have the feeling that something bad is going to happen to the video game industry in a few months
Jaredvcxz* @ 9:24:26am: Yeah
Jaredvcxz* @ 9:24:36am: The Wii-U will be released
2 – zsaberslash, RK-9 TurtwigX @ 10:12:51pm: Crush 40 makes everything more epic
LucarioMario @ 10:12:59pm: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^
1 – TurtwigXNot on a forum, but I'll still post it.
My family and I were at a restaurant and talking about how Billy Mays had died a few years ago. We started using commercials to describe his predicament.
"He's been Slap Chopped!" "He's been Oxy-Cleaned from the earth."
Then I said "He's fallen and he can't get up."
Yep, I'm a noob ![]()
2 – Ningamer, RK-9My first day on the forum--
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Originally Posted by SyracuvatTenlii
Why can't I post anything yet? Do I need to wait until my profile gets cleared or something?
Quote:
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1 – PHANTOMxTRAINER| I hope my parents realize Obama can't hear them yelling at him on the TV... |
6 – Idno58, mariothecellist, 7dewott8, zsaberslash, Leaftail, RK-9Misty: I like your blue dog!
Kirsty: ...What?
Misty: I said, I like your blue dog.
Kirsty: ..What blue dog?
Misty: Your blue d---... OH! I meant bag!
1 – SoulradioPHANTOMxTRAINER @ 7:15:03am: topic PHANTOMxTRAINER's Party
PHANTOMxTRAINER @ 7:17:12am: brb
Jaredvcxz @ 7:49:45am: topic change fail?
Jaredvcxz @ 7:49:53am: And brb fail?
3 – LucarioQueen, PHANTOMxTRAINER, RK-9As of now, there is a limit of 100 posts per page.