Here is how this works. There is a light switch. Either you turn the light on or off depending on what the previous person did and explain why you did it. Greenman would like to remind you to not to forget to use the * with your posts

Example:
Person 1: *turns on light to see mirror*
Person 2: *turns off light to place traps*
Person 3: *turns on light to see traps*
Person 1: *turns off light to use night vision goggles*
etc.

I'll start

*Turns on light to see lightbulb*

*turns off light because it's too shiny*

*turns on light to eat pizza*

Turns off light to steal pizza

*turns on light to see telephone to call police*

*turns off light to hide stash of stolen Pokémon plushies*

*turns lights on to steal aforementioned stolen goods*

*turns off light to accidentally impale myself on an umbrella*

*Turns on light to steal umbrella (because opening an umbrella indoors is bad luck)*

*turns off light so no one sees the aforementioned heinous act*

*Turns on the light to remove myself from the umbrella Yoshi stole as I was still attached to it*
I'm hungry!
Would anyone like to join me riding around in an ambulance at night, running over pizza boys and stealing their pizza while we treat them?

*Bump*

Turns off the light to steal someones pie.

*turns on the light to eat said pie*

*turns lights off to poke someones eyes*

*Turns on light to find that I'm blind!*
OH NOES!

*turns lights off to make everyone seem blind*

*turns light on to thwart GreenMan's plans*

*turns lights off to form new plans*

*turns light on so GreenMan can write down said plans*

*turns light off to complete totally pointless plan*

*turns light on to increase electricity bill*

*turns off the light to dress up and quote overused meme containing engrish*

*turns on light to hit everyone over the head*

*turns off light to hide from hitting*

*turns on lightswitch to watch GreenMan hit people over the head*

turns light off to Falcon Paunch Lite the Iron Man

Turns light on to make you all see this


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Yum, yoshi.

turns lights of to hide from hideous site

Turns light on to fry eggs


:charizard:

turns light off to steal eggs

Turns on light to watch GreenMan die from eating poisoned eggs.

turns lights off to barf

Turns light on to watch GreenMan barf.

turns light off to walk away

*turns on light to watch Greenman run into a wall*

*turns light off to touch teh bunny*

*turns off light so no one sees me cry, form the pain

*turns on lights to see GreenMan drinking his tears*

Eww...

turns off lights to hog tie everyone

*turns on light to cut rope*

turns offs the light to knock yoshi over the head with a sledge hammer

*turns on light to see yoshi getting whacked*

*turns off light to say: "YUSHEE!!!!" then blame it on Yoshi*

*turns on light seeing sethi blame it at yoshi*

*turns off light to watch HAWT MOVES 2: SPICY DANCES DVD while I eat popcorn. *

*turns on light to steal popcorn*

*turns off light to poison popcorn*

*turns on lite to throw the poison popcorn away*

turns off the light sothe Mdhtlite will be the only lite on

*turns ON light to correct spelling errors in the above posts (You guys always forget the "h".)*

*turns off light to get some shut-eye*

*turns on light to drink strange green liquid found behind 1950's refrigerator.*

*turns off light to play brawl even midnight*

*turns on the light to confirm time with clock on wall*

*turns off light to put pie for a present and eats pizza*

*turns light on to eat pie*

*turns off light to put alarm clock on the table*

*turns on light to activate aforementioned alarm clock*

turns off light to hit the clock witha golf club*

*turns on light to pick up the broken clock*

turns off light to set up a digital clock

*turns on light to wake everyone up*

*bump*

*turns off lights to go back to sleep*

*turns on lite to see who i tripped over*

*turns off light because you tripped over yourself*

*turns light on to throw everyone out a window*

*turns off light to see no ppl in the room*

*turns on light to lead newcomers into the room*

*turns off light to say YOU ALL SUCK*

*turns on light to give therapy to visitors whose self-esteem was shattered by the aforementioned comment*

*turns off light to ask therapy to turn into a rapist*

*turns on light to run out of the friggin room*

*turns off light to trip kami as he flees*

*turns on light to bring in a therapist or the-rapist Duh Duh Duh*

*turns off light to tell therapist to leave*

*turns on lights to watch therapist leave*

*turns off light to shoot WMM*

Turns on light to see bloodshed :3

*turns off light so murderer doesnt see me.

*turns on the lights for the CSI's*

*turns off lights for "Cold Case"*

turns on light coz cold case is boring.

*turns off light to clear bodies from room while nobody is looking*

*turns on light to act as a witness*

*turns off light to plant evidence*

*turns lights on to plant green liquid*

*turns light off to see if it glows in dark*

*TURNS ON TO FIND OUT IT DOESN'T*

U.S.A.!

*turns off light to see if those eyes in the corner glow in the dark*

*turns on light cuz i don't want to see the eyez*

*turns off light to reduce visibility for the eyes*

*turn on light to find and thank greenliquid (only to revert to my same dilemna)

*turns off light to scare the dark liquid away because of an attack*

*turns on light to seek out the attacker*

*Turns off light to blind the attacker and get him from behind

*turns on light to see the attacker in front of me*

*turns off light because attacker is so scary he makes your face melt*

*turns on the light AHHHHHHHHHHHH I GOTS NO FACE!*

*turns off light to back away*

*turns on light to prevent tripping over anything*