Here's a fun forum game I've played before. It's called wish. It's basically like vending machine, but you say a wish, then the other person corrupts what you get out of it. Then they make a wish.

EXAMPLE: "I wish I could have a burger" next person "You got the burger,but it was laced with poison and you died. I wish I had an Xbox 360" next person "You got the Xbox 360, but it didn't work."

I'll start. I wish I had a buizel!

You got a Buizel, but it is just a card.

I wish I had a Virtual Boy

The virtual boy was so hard to look at, it made your eyes bleed

I WISH I HAD A PRETTY PONY!!!!!!

You get your pony, but when you rode it it flung you off his back and onto a cactus.

I wish I had some pizza

you get your pizza with earwax, grass and vomit on top. I wish i had a jelly bean

And the jellybean turns out to be a special military weapon, 1000 times stronger than the bombs dropped on Hiroshima, so naturally you die.
I wish I had a Roadrunner supercomputer.

you connect it to the INTERNET and some NOOB STARTS IMing YOU IN ALL CAPS AND YOUR PC RUNS OUT THE DOOR
I wish i had a pile of toxic sludge




had to pick something difficult/funny

You get your toxic sludge, but it comes out of its container and eats you whole.

I wish I had a million dollars.

a million dollars falls out of the sky (and almost kills you) you go to the bank and deposit the bills and find out there marked your killed on site.

I wish i had Nothing

You got something anyway. Boo hoo.
I wish I had Adobe Flash CS4

You get Flash CS4, but it is a cracked version with lots of viruses that wipe out your computer.

I wish I had a cup of water

You got a cup of water, and it spilled all over your pants at an important meeting while you were doing a presentation.
I wish I had 42.

You got your 42, along with the life, the universe, and everything. But it all fell into a black hole.

I wish I had a CD.

You get a CD and put it into your player. It starts playing Never Gonna Give you up on an infinite loop. You press the stop button and it keeps going. You take out the batteries and it still plays. You throw the CD player to the ground and it just keeps playing. Congratulations, you are now Rick Rolled for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a cookie

You get it, then proceed to eat it. But it's POOOOOOIIISON!!

I wish there were less wishes therefore this wish could be less of a wishful statement, and when I say wishful statement, I'm wishing to clarify the amount wish in this wishing game.

You got your wish, but it wasn't a full wish, thus your wish doesn't count.

I wish I had a CAPS LOCK key.

Some n00b comes up and says: LOL SRY I TOOK LAST 1 LOL PWND!!!!

I wish I a n00b to torture

Your noob winds up being yourself. You torture yourself and die.

I wish I had a pair of pants

Your pants ate you. I wish I had 24

You get 24 (torn) pairs of pants instead of the number 24.

I wish I had the program Notepad.

You get Notepad, but you modify system files and crash your computer.

I wish I had a crayon.

You get your crayon, but it is 10 different colors melted together, so it look gray.

I wish I had a cheezburger (kitteh style).

You get your cheezburger, but ceiling cat drops from the ceiling, steals it, and flys back up into the ceiling.

I wish I had a DVD player

The DVD player was one of those crappy dollar store toys, and it came with the Badlands virus, so now it exists.

I wish I had my team on Pokémon Pearl in real life. And that it was corrupt-proof, fail-safe, and work-guaranteed. On a side note, we'll be having sunny weather tomorrow!

You got your team of awesome Pokémon, but they all evolved into new ultimate forms (heh, "There are still thousands of Pokémon yet to be discovered." ) and destory the world.

I wish I had posting.php?mode=reply&f=106&t=12589

You get a posting page, but it winds up being on ***** and your computer crashes from all the stupidity

I with I had a glass.

You got your glass, but you accidentally dropped it on the floor and it shattered.

I wish I had Windows 8.

You get Windows 8, but it is unofficial and your hardrive formats itself.

I wish I had a mouse pad

Your mouse pad ate your mouse.

I wish I had a robot that couldn't rebell against me.

You get your robot, but it goes to another robot to blow you up.

I wish I had some chocolate.

I wish I could unsee that which has been seen (you know)

So you left, but fell into a pit of chocolate psychos.

I wish I had models that were for Maya 8.5, thhat were virus-free please!

You got your virus-free 3D models, but Maya downgraded itself to version 1, rendering those models useless.

I wish I had a network connection.

You get your network connection, but your computer gets networked to Window's main headquarters and their security system gives you viruses and wipes your hard drive.

I wish I had a piece of paper.

I ate the paper

I wish scott had a pen and a pencil shrpener

Scott takes the pen and puts it into the pencil sharpener. Ink splaters all over you since you were nearby.

I wish I had a hotdog

You get your hot dog, but (unknowingly) it is actually a cute Daschund. You tried to eat it, but it bit you on the nose.

I wish I had something to wish for.

But you didn't, so I did for you!!!! You got air.

I wish I had my own, clean, fresh, delici... wait what? Air.

You got your air, but it was clean CO[sub:4r5tipk7]2[/sub:4r5tipk7], so you can't breathe.

I wish I had a canister of helium.

You get a canister of helium, but you open it near an open flame and BOOM!

I wish I had a glass of chocolate milk

You fail, helium is non-flammable so you don't get your wish.
I wish I could habadaburbdeburb

As the Master Nerd says, "l-m-a-o you can't do something thats not a word oh, l-o-l, l-o-l! oh pwnd, noob, l-o-l!"

I wish I could had 17 quarters 5 dimes 23 dollars 4 nickles and a penny.

You got your money, but it was all in Confederate money.

I wish I had a wish to wish for.

But you never got one.

I wish Youtube wouldn't become hulufied.

You got your wish, but Fred's fans hacked YouTube and put him on every single page in an advertisement that cannot be muted without muting everything else.

Cat didnt even make a wish that time...

" I wish I had that skull back... {:'( "

You got it, then the skull ate your brain.

I wish I could decide between a 9800 GX2, a GTX 260 core 216, or a Radeon 4870

No one knows who Fred is, so he doesnt have any success!
if youre talking about Bob, Roblox was defended by Pikachus and Bunnearys

I wish Cat would wish for something besides a wish to wish for!

You got your wish but he wished for something that you couldn't think of a way to ruin.

I wish I had a Coca-cola.

you get it...
BUT ITS DIET! MWAHAHAHAHAHAA

I wish that people would stop wishing
(lol this will get a funny result)

People stopped wishing, but not only did you not get a funny result, I came along and made a wish to renew the game.

I wish I had a really cool image to upload instead of the stuff I have for my sig.

You get in your sig...

i wish for PIE!!!

also, i was expecting something like "People stopped wishing... for like 5 minutes"

Sucks for you. You get cake instead. I ate all of the pies. They were delicious.

I wish I could use Torchic in HeartGold and SoulSilver. He's mah buddeh!!

you get to...

IN A YEAR WHEN IT COMES OUT!

i wish for nothing

You ended up (suprise) getting something! It's a knock on your front door. You open it and you see a flaming bag on your doorstep! You stamp out the fire in haste, but the bag was filled with dog fodder (Sucks to be you!). You chase the neighboorhood kids who left the bag on your doorstep, but after they run away, you realize that YOU JUST VIOLATED YOUR HOUSE ARREST!!! You run back into the boundaries of the signal that is sent to your ankle collar, but the cops show up anyway. You're mad at those kids.

I wish that I actually had an Iron Man suit.

Once you put it on, it spontaniously combusted.

I wish I had my own Arbiter Costume. (WITH PRETTY LED LIGHTS )

Once YOU put it on, it spontaneously combusted.

I wish people would stop spamming Bob on YouTube.

people stopped spamming bob on youtube, but bob started spamming them.

I wish I could sleep forever

YOU DIED!!! MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

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...Yes. You slept so much that you died in your sleep.

I wish for 5 bucks. (The Conduit isn't gonna reserve itself!!)

You got 4 dollars and 99 cents >: D MWAHAHAHA!

I wish my wish got corrupted.

Too bad, your wish wasnt corrupted
(It was and wasn't at the same time...)

I wish this wish WASN'T corrupted

You got one, but it was actually a magikarp with a celebi picture. (And HA!!!! my wish didnt so im happy and yours didnt so... O_O)

I wish I had...... anything, but if I get nothing I don't care.

YOU DIED!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....ha.

I wish for hotsauce.

You get hotsauce.
and it was SO UBER HOT that your lungs shut down.... and you died

I wish for a wish to wish for

But instead... I GOT A WISH! >: D

Heres my wish.... I wish I something bad happened to me, but if something good happens it's okay, or if something neutral happens, thats OK too.

NOTHING Happened to you.
You wished for that right when Palkia and Dialga killed each other and there is no time or space...

I Wish that the next person to wish would not make a wish (lol thats impossible)

Wish failed(bye bye loza)


i wish some guy would take my Falcon punch move

Instead, they got hit by FALCON KICK!
I wish for rubarb pie. (Yum )

srry i think i threw it to yosi he luvs licking


i wish someone flames me and burns me in flames and gives me a paper for spare change

Too bad, I give you this.

Granted, but I am metal and resistant to heat, and the paper had no spare change...because...it's a paper.


I wish for a bottle of White-Out.

the bottle of white out it got stolen by a noob

i wish for someone have my wish(have it for 2 but they may combine and boom)

I got your wish, used it, and it came true. That wish was for me to be able to wish again.

I wish Arceus was real-life God.

wish came ture but he killed u and left to be god


i wish for some poison smoke

You got your wish but the poison smoke made you sick.

I wish I had a Yoshi egg.

Granted. But it ate you on site and laid another egg. You are now a Yoshi.

I wish for Fuzzy.

u got one but he sucked all ur hp and turned into metal fuzzy


i wish i had nothing

All of your money, possessions, and food disappeared.
I wish I had heat vision.

insteazd ur eyes were poked off so u have to be tom from eddsworld
i wish i can turn a ditto into food

Your wish was granted, but Ditto616 ate himself.

I wish I could use Spacial Rend.

specal rend is splash insted lolololol
i wish i have a uber hot hotsuace

Granted but it seared your taste buds off. Bummer dude.

I wish people at resturaunts got the order right every single time.

They did but then some noob thought that was cool so he joined every resturaunt and when you ordered food and he brought the wrong meal he'd scream "NO? OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL NOOB OLOLOLOL!"

I wish someone would wish something after this got corrupted.

WISH DIDNT GOT COUUEPTED
I LOST MY WISH TURN SOMEONE CAN AKE MAH TURN

No.

Your wish for nothing was corrupted in a way that I couldn't read.

I wish I had a wand like Harry Potter.

you wish fails and causes more wishes

i wish for a pi-tatto

the pi-tatto ditched u lol
i wish for lite

My name isn't Lite, it's Nathan.

Yeah I can play the real name card.

I wish for awesomeness.

You were awesome, but rumors spread on the Internet that you suck.

I wish a wish that wishes for me.

The other you became Dog999Digimon, made horrible remixes, and wanted to take over the world.

I wish for invincibilty, meaning I can't be harmed.

srry u only have it for 5 seconds
i wish that a nuke came

A nuke came to the sun (and nothing happened)

I wish for the moon.

Granted, you blew up Termina.

I wish for the Ocarina of Time.

u got it but it doesnt work until u admit u release ur name and tell it
i wish for a yoshi

[s:299jqn6e]You got your ocarina, but your fingers got stuck in the holes when you played it.[/s:299jqn6e]

You got your Yoshi, but it vomited on you.

I wish for a link to the past.

link was from future instead and got its lazer to blast u with
i wish for future mario

You got a plumber with a laser. He shot you with it.

I wish for a mask that allows me to shapeshift.