I got this idea from Smashboards, so I'll try this out but this one rule is we have to be serious besides saying "your mom" on serious questions, HOW TO PLAY:
Person1o you liek waffelz?
Person2:Yes I liek waffelz!

Do you liek pancakes?

I'll start now

Are you cooler then Lite?

No.

Did you lose THE END?

No.
Do you think my avatar is awesome?

No but it's nice. :3

Do you enjoy corn?

Yeah

Do you liek pizza?

Mhm.

Do you have 9 fingers?

EDIT: No, darn you guys post fast.

Do you know how many different people have said they like cheese to me?

No

Do you wish you can destroy everyone on Brawl?

Nah.

Do you eat toast for dinner frequently?

No.

So i herd u liek frosted buttz...

NO I LIEK HONEY BUTT CHEERIOS

Will you level up my adopts?

Yes :3
Do yhu liek Pi?

Eh, it's okay....

Can you buy me some toys?

Maybe...
Will you ever find someone of the same gender attractive?

Nope
Will I graduate High School :3 ?

No.
Will I?

Maybe you would (remember the rule, serious answers and questions too)

Mudkipz anyone?

No.
Are you?

I don't know

Are you?

Am I what?
How old is my mom?

I thinking 30

How old is this noob where I'm pointing > ^O^

He's 6.

What's that over there?

A piece of pie.

Am I strange?

Nono, never!

Is your name SK?

No,

What is this?

A forum.

Did you lose the game?

Presumably.
Am I strange?

Maybe.
Does this sound bad to you?

No.

Am I firin' mah laz0r!?

Yes
Did I lose the game?

Yes, about five thousand times.

Is pi approximately:3.1415926535897932384626433832795028 84197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628 03482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058 22317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446 22948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786 78316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339 36072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628 29254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384 146951941511609?

Probably.

Will you marry me?

Ask Yoshi.

What Kind of question should I ask?

One where you ask Yoshi if Mariothecellist can marry you.

Is it over 9000?

Yes.

Why is spaghetti and meatballs so delicious?

Because it's Italian.

What does the scouter say about my power level?

Its lower than -9000.

Pie or cake?

Cake.

Am I?

Yes.

Why is a dinosaur?

Because their awesome.

Want to Smell my Meganiums Flower neck thingy?

Maybe.

Why is water wet?

We may never know

Do you liek waffels?

YEAH WE LIEK WAFFLES!!!!

Do you like pancakes?

YEAH WE LIKE PANCAKES!

Do you like french Toast?

Yeah we like french toast!

Do do do do, can you wait to get a mouthful?

Probably not.

What shall we do to wait?

Draw things.

What kind of things?

Rainbows.

The waffles, pancakes and french toast are done! Shall we eat it now?

Yes, *takes pancakes*

We have no maple or honey syrup, what should we do?
Buy one from a market
Eat without syrup
Other

Other: Invade the honey trees.

I giant Vespiquen appears! How shall we exterminate it?

We must

After we exterminate it, what shall we do?

Swiftly!

When will I fire mah lazor?

Never

Now that we got our syrup, shall we put it on our pancakes, waffles and French toast nao?

Reheat it, the went cold while you were shopping!

I have sideburns at age 13, should I get a hair cut?

No. They make you look distinguished.

Do I have every recent "Fun" post at the time you post the answer?

No.

The waffles, pancakes and french toast are stolen! Who shall we notify?

Parry Gripp, former guitarist for Nerf Herder.

Aimes-tu Vaillance, le chien lâche?

No Speaky English.

What am I holding?

Nothing, you are a Fubab!

Do you like my moustache?

NO

Is this a word?

I dunno.

Did Southern California have an earthquake today?

I don't know, probably.

Who am I?

You're someone, I guess.

Is LiteTheIronMan's name to awesome to be uttere- *gets stabbed*

No. Lite's name is as awesome as Lite.

What does this button do?

It stabs you in the hear- *gets stabbed*

How am I posting this if I got stabbed?

You re-spawned in the re-spawn room silly!

Why is Lux Stabbing everyone? 3:

Because we stole her pie. 3:

Why does 0.99999999999999... = 1?

because you add 0.1.

Why's there a bunny looking at me?

Because you're looking at it.

Who just lost the game?

I DID!!!!!

Can bunnies fly?

SUREWHYNOT

How many hats does it take to yo-yo yo dawg?

200.

Why are there two LEAFs in Pie's signature?

Because he feels like putting them there.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Derp, I don't know

If a monster sees you, what would you do?
A.Run
B.Fight the monster
C.Call for help

DESTROY IT >:D

What kind of loot would a Metagross drop if Pokemon were an MMO?

A metal cat!

What number will be the number of the last pokemon?

OVER 9000!

Why am I here?

Because you were bored.

What is your username?

GrassPokemonFTW.

If a person only shaves who does not shave themself, who shaves the person?

*shrug

How much wood could Chuck Norris chuck 'cuz Chuck Norris can Chuck much wood?

Infinite.

Why is Sky Attack?

Because Missingno knows more Water Guns than it.

Why am I posting here?

Because you told her to.
Is health?

Yes.
Are you confus?

Lotsa spaghetti.

Which $ is K?

That one.

Why are we all asking stupid questions?

Because we can.

Can I have this cookie? o3o

no, because it came out of my cookie jar

how come am i posting here for the first time?

Because, duh!

Can you count to 1?

no.

can you?

2, 3, 4...... maybe.

How is babby maed?

Get wifey and go boom boom.

Has candlejack ever ra

Yes, candle jack alwa

Why is Salamence Uber now?

I dunno...

Am I an Idiot?

Hard to tell.

Can you hit me?

No, you're Fubab.
You cannot harm the Fubab.
It is impossible.


Will you answer no to this question?

Yes.

Wait how did that just work?

It's called a "FAIL".

Can you answer no to this question?

Depends on how you define octopod.

WHO WAS PHONE?

PHONE is the thing that rings.

What am I sitting on?