Look it goes like this, I sent out a pokemon. vs

I type "Riolu used force palm!" " fainted.

Next a different person (Example) Cat333pokemon would say. "Go Floatzel!"Use Razor Wind!" "Riolu fainted"

So let's start. Go! Charziard!

Go Raichu!
Raichu used Thunder! Charizard fainted

Go! :76:! Use Earthquake!
Riachu fainted.

Go :3: USE SUNNY DAY THEN SOLARBEAM!
Golem fainted

Go! :78: Use Flamethrower!
Venasur fainted.

Go, use Earthquake!
Rapidash fainted!

Go! ! Use Water Gun!
Fainted!

Go, ! Use Razor Wind!
fainted

GO :4:
USE EMBER!
Shedninja fainted

Go !
Use Surf attack!
Critical hit!
Charmander fainted...

Go! Pikachu!
Use Thunder!

Wailord Fainted

Go !
use earthquake pikachu fainted

Go !
Use Seed Flare!
Attack Missed!
Tyranitar use bite!
Oh noes, Shaymin gotted eatin...

Go Primeape :57:
It used close combat and tyranitar fainted.

Go :18:!
Use Ariel Ace!
Super Effective!
:57: fainted!

Go! Use Discharge!

Pidgot fainted

Go :35: !
Clefairy used Metronome!
Clefairy used Magnitude!
Magnitude 9!
Electrivire fainted!

Go! Lucario! Use Aura Sphere!
Clafairy fainted.

Go Garchomp. Use Draco Meteor.
Lucario HP:28/157
Lucario used psychic
Garchonp HP:90/148
Use snag ball. Lucario has been sucesfully snagged!

Go Glaceon!
Use Ice Fang!
Garchomp Fainted!

GO Magmortar use FIRE BLAST. Glaceon fainted.

GO DRAGONITE!!!!!! Use EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!
Magmortar got PWNED.
Dragonite is holding an Enigma Berry.
WHAT NOW!!!

Go Jynx!
Jynx used Hypnosis.
Enemy Dargonite fell asleep!
Enemy Dragonite is fast asleep...
Jynx used Triple Ice Beam.
It's Super Effective!
Enemy Dragonite fainted.

Sooo no more berry?
Weavile used ice punch~!
Dragonite fainted.

Weavile is holding a focus sash~! OH NOEZ! D:

Go Charizard. Use Flamethrower
Weavile barely holds on.
Enemy Weavile uses night slash.
Charizard 158/179
Charizard use tackle.
Weavile fainted.

ARCEUS USE JUDGEMENT!!!
(holding fire plate.)
Exactly

Go wobbuffet!

You move =w=

Go :45: !
Vileplume used Toxic!

*Waits a bit*

Wobbuffet fainted!

fffff shoulda said he used safegaurd ;w;

Floatzel use ice punch~!
Vileplume fainted.

Go !
Manectric used Discharge!
Floatzel fainted!

Go
Use earthquake!
Manectric fainted

Go !
Tropius used Leaf Storm!
Swampper fainted!

Go Lapras.
Use Ice Beam.
Tropius fainted.

Go ampharos~!
Use Thunderbolt!
Lapras fainted.

Go :76: !
Golem used Earthquake!
Ampharos fainted!

Go Blastoise use bubble.
Golem fainted.

Go !
Rotom used Shock Wave!
Blastoise fainted!

Go Spiritomb~!
Spiritomb used dark pulse!
Rotom fainted.

Go :68:!
Machamp used Foresight! Machamp identified its opponent!
Spiritomb used Dark Pulse! It's not very effective.
Machamp used Cross Chop. It's Super Effective! Spiritomb fainted!

Go Gengar.
Use psychic.
Its super effective.
Machamp fainted

Go Feraligatr!
Use Crunch!
Gengar Fainted.

Go Dialga.
Use Roar of Time.
Feraligator fainted.
Dialga is holding an enigma berry.

(New rule! No BERRIES!)

Go! :51: Use DIG!
Diagla uses ROAR!
Fail.
:51: used dig!
Diagla fainted

Go Palkia.
Use Hydro pump.
Dugtrio fainted.

Go Latias! Use Dragon Pulse!
It's Super Effective!
Palkia Fainted!

Choose next Pokémon?

--Yes
--No
--Run Away

Go Latios. Use luster purge.
it's super effective.
Latias fainted.

Go !
Sableye used Shadow Claw!
Latios fainted!

Go! :torterra: ! Use earthquake!

Sableye fainted

GO INFERNAPE.
Use Flare Blotz.
Torterra fainted.

Go milotic use hydro pump. Dead.

Go Machamp. Use thunderpunch.
Milotic fainted.

Go staraptor use brave bird

Go! Use thundershock!
*fainted*

Go :51:!
Dugtrio use Earth Power!
Mareep fainted!

Go Registeel. Use earthquake.
Dugtrio fainted.
Registeel used curse.

Go :94:
Use focus blast!
Registeel fainted.

Go! :dialga: !
Used Roar Of Time!
Gengar fainted.

Go Dugtrio. Use dig.
Dialga fainted.

Go !
Quagsire used Muddy Water!
Dugtrio fainted.

Go army man.
Use AK-47.
Quagsire "fainted".
Ya beat that.

Go! SCOOP DA WOOP!
Use BLLAAAAAGGGGG!

army man fainted
(Back to pokemon) Go! !

Go :82:!
Magneton used Mirror Shot
Frostlass fainted!

Go golem use earthquake.

Go Squirtle. Use watergun.
Golem fainted.

Go :1:!
Bulbasuar used Vine Whip!
Charmander fainted!

It was squirtle not charmander. Well anyway.
GO ARCEUS(Fire plate).
Use JUDGEMENT!!!!
Ya that was overkill.

There are things that hurt alot more the Arceus. Arceus is a god because well...it can excel at everything. It is literally the most versatile pokemon to ever exist. X-x

Aaaanywho one of those example of ridiculous damage dishing is.

Rampardos~!
Use stone edge!
Arceus fainted

Go !
Surskit used Bubblebeam!
Rampardos fainted!

Trainer accidentely steps on surskit.
Surskit was smooshed. Anyway.
Trainer sends out Rapidash.

Go !
Masquerain used Hydro Pump!
Rapidash fainted! (Revenge for poor Surskit!)

Go !
Cranidos used stone edge!
masquerain fainted. (Revenge for the poor rampardos D

Go Arceus (water plate)
USE JUDGEMENT!!! Revenge for the Jewel of Life.
Ya I went there.

Go Marcus!
Marcus used Heatran's Solarbeam!
Arceus fainted!

Who's Marcus?

He's in Arceus and the Jewel of Life.
And he's still got a Heatran out.

Go Blastoise!
Blastoise uses Hydro Pump!
Heatran fainted!

Go !
Sunflora used Petal Dance!
Blastoise fainted!

Your is confused!
Go! Charmander use ember!
has 1 hp left!
It hit's itself in confusion!
Fainted

Go Rainstorm!
Rainstorm used Rain!
Charmander's flame went out! It died!

Moving on, Go !

Go! Lucario Use Aura Sphere!

Well, you didn't say Crawdaunt fainted, so...
used Superpower!
Lucario fainted!

Go Pot full of boiling water!
was boiled, cooked, and eaten by a

Go :25:!
Pikachu used volt tackle!
Floatzel fainted!

Go MISSINGNO!
MISSINGNO used #$%2&!
Game save erased!

Ummmmmmm

Start New Game

Hello there!
It's so very nice to meet you!
Welcome to the world of pokemon
My name is Rowan.
However, everyone just calls me the Pokemon Professor.
Before I go any further, is this your first adventure?
If you need advice, I'm certainly capable of giving it.
(No thanks)
This world is widely inhabited by creatures known as pokemon.
Here, I have a Pokeball.
Touch the button on the middle of the Poke Ball, if you please.
Professor Rowan released Buneary! (new pokemon)

Go! Munchlax! EAT IT!
*nom nom nom*

Go, Monferno!
Monferno used Mach punch!
Munchlax fainted!

Go !
Togekiss used Metronome!
Metronome turned into Hydro Cannon!
Monferno fainted!

Go Pichu! Use thundershock@
your pokemon fainted

Go Arceus prepare everyone for justice.

Pichu fainted.

Go! MACHAMP!
Use Cross chop!
*faint*

Go Weavile!
Weavile used Aerial Ace!
Machamp fainted.

Go :57:!
Primeape used Submission!
Weavile fainted!

Go! Blaziken! Use Brave Bird! *fainted*

Go :28:!
Sandslash used Dig!
Blaziken used Sky Uppercut! The attack missed!
Sanslash Used Dig!
Blaziken fainted!

Go Dr Octogonopus!

Dr Octogonopus uses "BLAARGH"

Sandslash is wiped off the face of the planet. ...And fainted.

Go Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris used roundhouse kick!
Dr. Octagonapus Dies!

Chuck Norris leaves to do awesome things. A wild appears!