Post anything that has to do with what the situation is. (Usually read a few posts back then type). YOU MUST BE YOUR OWN CHARACTER! Make sure you can find a way to somehow fit in. (Try not to be too abrupt.) Let's make this interesting.

Once upon a time there was a man.

The man walked into a dark forest.

He found a strange item.

The item gleamed brighter than the sun.

He put away the shiny item into his bag.

But it burned a hole through it.

The man had to go buy a new bag.

It was too much money, and he didn't know what to do.

He turned around to find the shiny object.

And it was gone, and worst of all his bag was ruined.

It was even his favorite pikachu bag.

:(

So he went off to find a cheaper bag.

He suddenly gets attacked by an angry mob of Beedrill.

But the Beedrills were ninjas, so they used their ninja skills to...

KO the man's pkmn and so the man had to reveal HE was actually....

Champion Steven, and he sent out Skarmory.

The Beedrill all fainted after a swift Brave Bird from the Skarmory.

The Skarmory suffered severe recoil damage and fainted.

He got some money from the fight and decided to go to Victory Road.

But he got lost on the way and ended up in...

His home, so he decided to dig a hole.

Half way down he gives up and heads over to Victory Road.

Then he threw a taco at all of the Elite Four, and won.

But he was already the champion!

But he wanted to whup their butts again.

Then he ran into his ex.

The ex's name was...Dr. Phil.

Dr. Phil slapped him for dumping him on national television

Then Dr. Phil introduced his newly wedded wife; Professor Birch.

The man got really angry and sent beedrill to kill dr. Phil

Steven got out of there before things got really weird and went to the Unova region.

There, he met his nemesis. Sunny D.

Sunny D started screaming about cheese.

Then Sunny D. engaged in a Pokemon Battle with a Taco.

He sent his jigglypuff to sing them asleep

But food/drinks can't fall asleep!

so the universe hiccuped because of the weird paradox

And thus, the taco became the champion of the Unova elite four.

The taco married some salsa

Then they had a kid who was a...

Chili pepper, Who became a hot wing.

Then they lived happily ever after.

on a stick.

But only until Steven came back

who burned our crops

Then the taco started a riot

Then Nintendo was forced to call every single game taco and Steven became a taco fan and lived happily ever after with broccoli.

Only for week because brocoli was pregnant

With Michael Cera

Then MaRcHiNg12step appeared in front of the broccoli.

and use her abilities to also bring SolarYoshi into the story

Out a freakin nowhere, a giant burrito appear between the two.

The burrito started to dance

Then blew up

Broccoli cried and died, what happened to Steven?

Thenn out of nowhere my avatar attacks new york

New York fights back and wins.

then my avatar kills squidward and everyone is happy

then a monkey came.

Then my dragon ate it becaus ehe was hungery and spit it out because it had just applied bug spray

But it was barbecue bug spray!

Then My avatar chewed him up and spit him out and thurned into you're avatar

And then I suddenly turned the world into limbo.

Then you fell in love

With my avatar, and the two avatar's got married

And never lived happily!

Then the taco came back and mind controlled Steven who now thinks he is...

...Dr.Phil and he started his own talk show!

Then the real Dr. Phil sued him and Steven got sent to prison for 30 years.

Then, My avatar burned his wife and Dr.Phil and made a home inside a unknow cave

located in switzerland

When suddenly my avatar added something to my sig and burned London

England fought back

And set england to his stomach and dissoved with the power of his darkfire

Then you got a divorce

Steven started the talk show again, not worrying about getting sued anymore.

then he had Oprah as a guest star

Steven got angry at Oprah and sent Skarmory after her.

Oprah ran away screaming

Skarmory used Hyper Beam on the ceiling and flew out with Steven.

Steven then sent Skarmony to Solar Yoshi

Skarmory accidently crashed on Solar Mario.

Solar Mario flares up and kills Skarmony

Steven drifts through space...

And crashes through E.T.'s mothership.

E.T. kicks him out and Steven drifts to Earth.

Then steven gets humiliated by a Tomahawk and he had no money.

He responds on Earth on the map Array!

Then he was kicked and sent to Crisis

But it was full of Prestige 15 player,so he killed himself and spawned in Summit.

Then My avatar ate him

His avatar spat him out because he tasted like bugspray.

and then my avatar went to the store and swallowed every can of bug spray(my avatar is invincible) and ate him again

Then Black Ops players had no idea what was your avatar doing in the game now

Then my avatar decided to play black ops for the hell of it and got the most kills on what ever team he was on

Then you were kicked and played Nuketown

with your Pokémon Emblem,and killed everyone with a L96A1

Then he decided to play Domination everyday until he prestiged

and peresteged until he could no more